TMI Tuesday: October 24, 2017

1. How much time do you spend taking care of your significant other:

I confess I am quite the 1950’s housewife!

I think I would have to say over 50%. I stay at home and do all the household chores, the cooking and cleaning etc. while he brings in the cash. I make him a cup of tea every morning as he showers, I wash and iron his clothes, I do the shopping, I buy his clothes, I make him a lunch to bring to work every day and he always comes home to a cooked meal. I rub his shoulders and run him a bath. I talk to him about his day and help him offload the stress of work and offer my advice on various things that are bothering him.

I love taking care of him.

And before you think I am a saint, (or a doormat), I must make it clear that he takes amazing care of me in return. We are a team!

2. How do you sleep at night?
With great difficulty! He snores… LOUDLY, so if I have any hope of sleep I need to drop off before he comes to bed and I have to wear earplugs, but usually they are very ineffective against the thunderous noise next to me.

3. What happens when you or your significant other gets home from work?
I always stop what I am doing and greet him, I can’t imagine it being any other way. The dogs usually beat me to it though, so oftentimes I get my kiss after they get theirs! Then we talk about our day, eat and relax.

4. How many things about yourself would you change? Share 3 things and tell us why.

Only 3????? Where do I begin…

Bonus: How many things would you change about a current significant other.

I really wish I could take away the stress of his job, otherwise I am happy with him as he is… well, maybe the snoring…

Happy TMI Tuesday!

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TMI Tuesday – August 16th

1. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

I find this almost impossible to answer because I have been fortunate enough to visit several breathtakingly beautiful places in my life. For me, anywhere that is nature based is beautiful – on the beach, up in the Wicklow mountains, in a forest, even in my garden, surrounded by my plants, birds singing and bees buzzing.

2. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?
Guilty! It’s usually to be found in the veg drawer – a limp, soggy lettuce or a bag of carrots that are soft and pliable in a way carrots have no business being.
3. What’s under your bed?
Nothing! I have a bed with drawers in it so if that counts, you will find stocks of deoderant, hairspray, tampons, floss etc.
4. What is in your pocket?
A tissue… never be without a tissue!
5. Which famous person would you like to be best-friends with? Why?
Amy Poehler! She doesn’t know it, (yet), but we would make the most excellent friends… She is smart, funny, gorgeous, talented… sure it’s like looking in a mirror, haha!
Now if only I can get my hands on her number…
6. There is now a line of lacy lingerie for men. Would you wear it or like to see your man in it? See here and here
Depends… I think the androgenous/gender bender thing can be very sexy – on the right man. I do like a man that’s ‘man enough’ to go there! And if he’s wearing eyeliner, so much the better!
Bonus: Think The Olympics. Men’s gymnastic uniforms–sexy or goofy? Discuss!

Are you fuckin’ kiddin’ me?! Look at those bodies! Look at that strength and control! Sexy doesn’t begin to cover it!gym_men_tmi————TMI Tuesday blog

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TMI Tuesday – Guilty Pleasures

1. What TV show do you love to watch but are a little embarrassed to tell friends that you simply cannot miss an episode.

Oh dear! I record a New Zealand soap every day and watch it as I eat lunch… it’s called Shortland Street. It’ll never win any production or acting awards but what can I say… hooked!

2. What website and/or magazine do you read and it’s your guilty pleasure?

I usually check out Buzzfeed over brekkie to see what’s happening, then Pinterest, Tumblr and IG. I don’t read magazines anymore – they became ridiculously expensive and always sprouted the same old shite. I read the OH’s Focus magazine when he buys it and I’ll thumb through his National Geographic.

3. What is the grocery store item you buy but you know you should not?

Crisps and wine.

4. Tell us about something you do at work that you would not want your co-workers to know that you do.

Well I work at home, Domestic Goddess that I am, so I can’t really answer this. An afternoon wank maybe? but the OH always knows I do this so it doesn’t really apply.

5. Do you have a secret stash? What is it?

Um… no. Well, unless you count the various lotions and potions I keep buying, opening, only half using before moving on to the next temptation… then yes I guess there’s that!

Bonus: What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?

No such thing! If it is pleasurable why feel embarrassed or guilty?

I do have a Spotify playlist entitled Guilty Pleasures though… hehe! The songs on it always make me smile!

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TMI Tuesday – BFFs, sex, and break-ups

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1. Hey, how are you doing?

Pretty crappy! In pain. Pissed off. Stressed. Hassled. Grouch!

2. You are given a strong but soft to the touch (and on the skin) rope. What will you do? (pick just one). Explain your choice.

a. Throw it in the garage to use later to tie down a tarp or something.
b. Use it for indoor wall rock climbing.
c. Tie up your lover and have your way with him/her.
d. Lasso your secret crush and take them with you.

C – but only if I am the one being bound! Then they can do with me as they wish… (hopefully with a sadistic twist!)

3. Tell us 3 reasons why you or anyone should masturbate.

I just did! Because I was a mix of horny, bored and frustrated.

It’s good for your physical and mental health, it’s free, it doesn’t hurt anyone else.

The questionis… Why NOT have a wank?

4. Would you have sex with your best friend? Have you had sex with a best friend in the past? How’d that work out–did you stay friends?

In a word, no. I think it would complicate and forever change the friendship.

Besides, technically I married my best friend and Yes I do have sex with him!

And also, I’m so damn good they’d not be able to resist falling for me! 😂

5. What are your top 5 reasons to break up with someone?

Well, after 25 years it would take a lot to break us up. I think we could work through just about anything. We had a number of years where it was touch and go, and a split was very much on the table but at the end of it all we just couldn’t say goodbye.

Does dying count?

Bonus: Post an image you find erotic? What about it arouses you?

Oh, to choose just one?!

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Ok, I cheated a wee bit! I cannot tell you how much I love nipple play that involves pain, so I think you can work out why I find these images arousing!

 

 

 

 

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TMI Tuesday… I See You!

TMI Tuesday…let’s do this!

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1. Have you ever had sex in front of other people? What were the circumstances?

Yes. More than once. That’s all you’re getting!

2. You are invited to Adult Show & Tell. What is it that you will show and tell.

Not sure I would show much, but I’ll tell anyone more or less anything they want to know. I am ridiculously open.

3. What part of your body do you like to show off?

I like to show a bit of cleavage. Having big boobs means high necked tops can make me look bigger than I am. I find it’s more flattering to go for deeper necklines. And a hint of cleavage is always nice to look at!

4. What part of the human body do you enjoy looking at the most?

On men it is most certainly their hands and forearms… I am ALL about hand/arm porn!

Women, I like to look at their shape, mostly I appreciate a great bum on a girl. And hair, love, love, love girl’s hair.

5. When you watch porn, what is it that you most enjoy seeing?

I love to watch people coming.

Bonus: Post a pic of your body part that you like to show off.

Well, I guess I did say cleavage… 😈

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TMI Tuesday – Let’s Do This!

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  1. How many people do you really trust?
    The OH, my best friend and my dogs.
  2. What are you excited for?
    Sunshine and summer… if it ever returns.
  3. Have you had sex today?
    That would be a no.
  4. When was the last time you talked to someone until you fell asleep? What relation are they to you?
    Last night, with the OH.
  5. What is your opinion on sex before marriage?
    Not a single thing wrong with it.

Bonus: Does your present lover know any of your past lovers? How well?
No he has never met any of my previous conquests!

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TMI Tuesday… Sexsaaaay!

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Sexsaaay!

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What is sexier…

1. arms or shoulders?

I love broad shoulders on a man and a strong chest but for me it will always come back to the arms. I have a particular love for forearms… that little cut drives me wild! As it happens though, if a guy has good arms it is unlikely that he will have a weak looking chest or shoulders.

BTW… throw a couple of tattoos on that forearm and I’m all yours!

2. ass or legs?

As a rugby fan, I do LOVE a good muscular thigh!

3. pussy or dick? Why?

Both, for different reasons. Cock because of what it can do and how it can make me feel. But, sorry guys, they look ridiculous! Pussies are pretty little things – much nicer to look at. Plus, my own brings me so much pleasure, of course I love her!

4. feet or hands? Why?

Feet are gross! End of.

I have a bit of a fetish for hands… big, strong hands on a man are so sexy! If they are big enough to cover my face, (and I am lucky to have a small head and face), uh…

5. muscles or brains?

Brains always! Muscles are all well and good but if a guy can’t have a real conversation, a debate, make me laugh and make me think, then he is just not for me. I am a sapiophile.

Bonus: Do you think you’re sexy?

I think my ability to engage with people and make them laugh makes me sexy. I am an outrageous flirt too.

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